Whenever all of us Scotties are standing by the patio door, it can only mean one thing. We need to go outside and the sooner that door opens, the better, because one of us qualifies as a senior citizen. No kidding, we’re not hinting, we mean business, because we have to do our business!
Here’s our original poem for whenever this situation occurs and we like to call it “Risky Business.”
One Scottie, two Scotties, three Scotties, four. All of us standing by the patio door.
One Scottie, two Scotties, three and one more. If you don’t let us out, you risk a puddle on the floor!!
