I guess I’ll never learn. Every time that Wen gets me a new squeaky bottle toy, I bite it to squeak it and then chew on it until it’s flattened. Then I tear off the fabric cover and rip it to shreds and chew on the plastic bottle until the squeaker’s out. At this point, Wen confiscates the mangled toy and throws it in the trash so I don’t end up swallowing pieces of fabric or plastic. Like I said, I’ll never learn. If I wasn’t in such a hurry to destroy my toys, I could enjoy them longer, but that’s not going to happen because I’ll never learn.
Another toy bites the dust.
